Science revision isn't fun...

Joy of joys...science mock GCSE tomorrow. And I have to say, aiming for the highest grade possible when you can't think straight from overwhelming Penner Fanaticism is almost impossible.

"What the hell is a mitocondria?!"
"An alkali metal is...an owl named archibold? thats what the book says!"

As you can probably tell, I am going to fail miserably. That in mind I have decided to post my new Oil-findings instead (linked to my scientific revision I suppose).


Science has proved that males of our species are incapable of ovulating. True.

But have the scientific researchers put a shirtless Jarret Stoll in the room with them? No.





*gorm*


**drool**


***squee!***


I rest my case.



In other news, Dustin Penner-licious' Myspace has provided me with a new snap to add to my collection. After a long meeting of the Swindon Oil Supporters, mostly consisting of giggling and squealing (much to the dismay of our weedy DT teacher), we have labelled it as most squee-worthy!

Not the most easily viewable piccy, but still the schmex. Will get the bigger one when he accepts my friend request. It's for the good of your Fangirls Dusty!

And now for my final thought...

After witnessing a hideous amount of hair-growth on my once rather handsome english teacher; (Lee Simpson, perhaps you've heard of him? or maybe had a relationship with him? Everyone else in the world has.) I have come to the conclusion that a weekly hotness births and obituaries update will be posted on my blog.

R.I.P Lee Simpson - Death by Overwhelming Stubble. Such a shame, all he needed was a decent razor.

Love from Penner/Science/Beardophobic Land!

Confused!

As I sit here, patiently waiting for D. Penns to accept my friend request on facebook, I can't help but wonder how the hell this site works! So far i've figured out how to write stuff and post pictures. Not exactly a blog master.

Needless to say, it would be very much appreciated if someone could help me out. I'd like to customise my page a little more successfully. Comments would be useful, please and thankyou!

My First Post!

Blogger, your queen has arrived!

well...actually I have just joined this site to gain access to the Hot Oil blog, so I highly doubt there will actually be much posting here.

I suppose I should clarify a few lil things about myself:

1. Loxy of Hot Oil is my hero - Marty Reasoner lovefest!!

2. I am becoming wildly infatuated with Dustin "Fat Ass" Penner - don't ask why.

3. My close friend Lucy will soon be joining blogger as well, I'd watch out for that if I were you.

4. My Hockey Theory: In the sport of Hockey, Hotness is directly linked to crapness and/or fragility (Ethan Moreau and Dustin Penner being the main causes for this theory)

5. I have a tendency to add -ness or -age to the ends of words.

6. I am insistent that the entire Toronto Maple Leaf team (minus the now injured Brian MaCabe) should be sent down to the AHL, after several laughable attempts at playing hockey. "oh look, a round black thingy just flew past me! Was I supposed to try and do something with it...?" tut tut leafs.

This is me (looking suspiciously like a catologue model I think...) :

And this is my future husband (sure, he might need to lay off the Kilke and make friends with the treadmill, but he's still a hottie in my book) :

hmm...the ducks jersey severely subtracting from the hotness here...

Just to clarify, I am not intending on marrying Marty Reasoner against his will because I believe that honour is Loxy's. Much respect to you Erin!

Well, I'm off to do some Hot Oil posting...Much love from PennerLand