Joy of joys...science mock GCSE tomorrow. And I have to say, aiming for the highest grade possible when you can't think straight from overwhelming Penner Fanaticism is almost impossible.
"What the hell is a mitocondria?!"
"An alkali metal is...an owl named archibold? thats what the book says!"
As you can probably tell, I am going to fail miserably. That in mind I have decided to post my new Oil-findings instead (linked to my scientific revision I suppose).
Science has proved that males of our species are incapable of ovulating. True.
"What the hell is a mitocondria?!"
"An alkali metal is...an owl named archibold? thats what the book says!"
As you can probably tell, I am going to fail miserably. That in mind I have decided to post my new Oil-findings instead (linked to my scientific revision I suppose).
Science has proved that males of our species are incapable of ovulating. True.
But have the scientific researchers put a shirtless Jarret Stoll in the room with them? No.
*gorm*
**drool**
***squee!***
I rest my case.
In other news, Dustin Penner-licious' Myspace has provided me with a new snap to add to my collection. After a long meeting of the Swindon Oil Supporters, mostly consisting of giggling and squealing (much to the dismay of our weedy DT teacher), we have labelled it as most squee-worthy!
Not the most easily viewable piccy, but still the schmex. Will get the bigger one when he accepts my friend request. It's for the good of your Fangirls Dusty!
And now for my final thought...
After witnessing a hideous amount of hair-growth on my once rather handsome english teacher; (Lee Simpson, perhaps you've heard of him? or maybe had a relationship with him? Everyone else in the world has.) I have come to the conclusion that a weekly hotness births and obituaries update will be posted on my blog.
R.I.P Lee Simpson - Death by Overwhelming Stubble. Such a shame, all he needed was a decent razor.
Love from Penner/Science/Beardophobic Land!
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